Why would you touch me like that if you loved me?
Do calendula petals work in a dark bedroom?
I want sirens in your neighborhood every night you try to have meaningful sex.
I want everyone and no one to read this email.
I want four, five cigarettes in a row
And for you to shut the fuck up when I talk.
I am going to chain smoke you out of existence,
I am going to get aggressive just like you did,
I am going to tell people so I can finally have some peace,
I am going to bitch and bitch and bitch about it until you’re out of my system,
Then, I plan to stop smoking tobacco,
Eat a fuck ton of fruits and veggies,
And sleep with someone real pretty, too,
And I’ll make sure you never hear about it,
You mean fucking woman.